Friday, December 29, 2006

Mystery Bird, Part 2

Remember the blue heron we were briefly visited by in August? I think today's chicken-duck (Chuck?) tops that.














As I type this, a good two hours after taking these photos, Chick Hearn (say it fast enough and it sounds kinda like "chicken"?), or Chuck, or whatever we shall name him/her, is still standing at the top of the hill at the back of our yard, apparently unable to fly, and Mystery is whining and straining at her leash on the patio, trying to get at it. Watching her try to catch the bird in the pool without getting in herself was hilarious. I think this is a sort of hybrid between a chicken and a duck, because of the chicken-like legs and talons and pebbly face-skin-thing, and the mixed-up coloring. Its feathers are black and white, but the "black" feathers have that green-ish opalescent color reminiscent of that on a Mallard. There is an aviary/duck pond of sorts over by church that has ducks, geese, and chickens, so I figure either a duck egg was fertilized by a rooster or vice versa. I wonder if this situation will go the way of the Mystery Incident, and whether we will consequently wind up with a new pet. In which case, I think we'll call "him" Chuck or Dickens (Chuck Dickens?) or something.
Life is strange sometimes.

Sunday, December 17, 2006

The Best Dog In the Whole Wide World








Blondie was truly the best dog ever to walk the planet, and she is sorely missed.
We brought her home on Saturday, the 18th of September, 1998, and Jesus took her to His home on Saturday, the 16th of December, 2006. She was in perfect health eight and a half years, then took suddenly and terminally ill the week before she died with lymphoma.
I can't really get too upset because I realize that Jesus deserves her more than I do, she's far happier and healthier than she ever was here, and He couldn't have picked a sweeter dog to bring home to His Father. I look forward to meeting up with her again, but until then, we'll just have to pay special attention to our remaining dog, Mystery, who is very lonely without her best friend. (She is not the puppy pictured here; that was Elanor, who had to be given to another family before she ate poor Mystery! This is Mystery-->)

Friday, November 10, 2006

Figures.

None of my yarn sold. My four skeins priced at $18 ($24 Buy-It-Now) did not sell. I relisted them with the price I'd originally intended for them, $10.50 ($12.50 Buy-It-Now), and they'll be up again until next Friday around 1:30 pm PST. Needless to say, I'm a little bumed out by the whole thing, but hey, that's the breaks, right? Not everybody is wildly successful their first try. They'll sell this time for sure.
These are the things I tell myself to keep from breaking down and deciding that this whole yarn thing just isn't for me.
Then, I bring up the Dashboard and see my countdown-to-Christmas widget reads 44 days, 10 hours, some odd minutes and seconds left until Christmas and determination rekindles hope: I have presents to buy, some of which will need knitting before presenting.
This yarn has to sell.
In the meantime, there's a cute jumperdress in Vogue Knitting that's caught my eye that requires just exactly (maybe even a little less, since I'm planning on making it a good six inches shorter?) the amount of yarn that I have left undyed and at my disposal...
No. Must... keep... focus... Yarn... for... selling...
Then again, I might get better results with a fingering weight sock yarn, or maybe a laceweight...
Darn cheapskates. Now they got the darn hamster running again...

Friday, November 03, 2006

1,235 Hours Remain

Target has my number. Remember the One Spot, with its insidiously cute merchandise at deceptively low Dollar Tree prices? They just started stocking their Christmas stuff. Mini trees in classic green and pearlescent clear, battery-operated strings of white LED light, packages of 12 multi-colored mini ornaments, sets of 6 make-your-own glittery ornaments, sparkly pom-pom garlands... very cute and pretty harmless, right?
Wrong.
Remember how this last stock of Fall One Spot merchandise had a special section devoted entirely to my worst of addictions, not simply dishes, but sushi dishes? And remember my dismay at seeing new little signs up reading, "2 for $5"?
My darling mother offered to buy me a tree and the aforementioned trimmings, including a second make-your-own ornament pack and a $1 wrapping embellishment/ornament for a tree topper, thinking it would only cost a few bucks, no harm done.... Until we reached the checkout and realized that we had both failed to notice (or was it not yet posted?) that horrible dratted sign... "2 for $5" What should have cost $7 (plus tax) cost $16. I was horrified, having just reached the checkout from my last-minute frenzied (an shockingly unsuccessful) search for those heaven-sent Brach's Autumn Mix candy corn bags marked down like 90% from Octoberween as Mom painfully signed her check. No, make that more like mortified. I offered to go return it all, as I never would've picked it up if I had seen the real prices, but she refused. She wouldn't even let me pay her the $1.08 I had in coins! (What? I got nothin' against coinage...)
Further confounding me at the unexpectedly astounding extent of her forbearance, she left my very messy glitterballs out to finish drying (as I speak, two are still not completely dry) overnight on her kitchen counter. Her obsessive-compulsively clean, black kitchen counter! Nothing left on that counter overnight is ever there in the morning. Ever.
And so we have...
















The Tree.

Meanwhile, my fourteen-year-old brother Zach is going to his first skool dance Saturday night, and I still will be sitting at home with my mother. Eighteen stinkin' years of this nonsense is starting to get to me. I'm losin' my everloving mind. Is that knucklehead ever going to ask me out, or is he just content to admire my beax and leave me to my solitude, requiring no action or effort on his part? What am I, art?
But seriously, a girl can only take so much rejection and indifferent disregard before she starts to wonder... What, am I just not good enough?
I mean, guys have it easy: they can just go up to the girl they like and ask her out. Worst-case scenario she says no (well, actually, worst-case scenario she rends him limb from limb, but I haven't been working out quite hard enough for that option to be open to me yet...), whereas all I can do is wait at home for the phone to ring or my email program to ding, and pray that it's not just that silent prank-caller we keep getting or the library telling me one of the books I requested is now available for pick-up. Because I'm on my last book, and they don't have any more on knitting that I haven't read... And most of those sucked big time anyway.

Saturday, October 28, 2006

Behold the Lamb!


My shop is finally up and running!
...Well, sort of.
I ordered my first twelve skeins of worsted weight Peruvian wool yarn (very nice stuff) and have painted five of them so far, photographed them, and put them up in the shop at $18 a skein.
They are simply beautiful, although not all of them even resemble the color scheme I was trying to match, the way I was haphazardly mixing my dyes, flying by the seat of my pants, as usual. Structure? What structure? Chaos, my friend, is the mark of a true artiste!
...Or so I tell myself.
Go take a look, and e-mail me if you're interested. I'm probably going to put them up on eBay very soon, if not immediately, in fact, so keep an eye out for them there (my eBay ID is HeroOfTime777).
More blogging to come!

Saturday, September 30, 2006

Well, well, well... Look who's back for more...

Yes, yes, I know, I'm terrible. This so-called "blog" is a waste of Web space. I am a lazy, slacking slacker who's very easily distracted by absolutely nothing whatsoever. I humbly apologize. I've not much to report, I suppose (that's any of your business, that is), except my new phone:












Isn't she beautiful? The Pink V3 RAZR by Motorola. I even got a new number and everything, and the best part is, I got her free with our new Faimy Share Plan! Mom got the same phone, and Zach and Nate each got V3i RAZRs with iTunes (theirs did come with a price tag). We love them to pieces. And mine even came with a very pretty wallpaper of sushi! How much more can this phone scream "ERIN!"?
I just started Women's Inductive Bible Study on Wednesday, and I think I'm really going to like it, even if it does force me to be sociable once a week... (Come on! I can do this!) I've been sitting in on the message for a few years now, but this is the first year I've done the study or been in a group. ...Which reminds me, I need to work on my study more tomorrow, because I didn't today. >.<
Zach's vest is bent on making me lose my everloving mind trying to finish it... This time, it's the side seams--you know, the home stretch. Tedious but easy. Riiiight. I've started marking every fifth row or so on each side to make sure that they match up as I sew them together, because last time they were ten rows off. Ten. Rows. Don't ask me how this could happen, since they're exactly the same... I got most of a seam done today on the way to and from the beach before it started acting up on me again (right as we were getting home, by the way). But hey, that's life.
Here's a little Tahitian eye candy for your enjoyment; enjoy!

Friday, September 15, 2006

Where Does The Time Go?

How is it possible that I haven't had time to blog since that sorry excuse for a post on the third? What with all the "idle" time on my hands, I should be blogging once day, and I can't even manage to get around to it once a week?
Let's see, there's been the garden...





Look at all those peppers! From only three plants!









Then there's the beach twice a week...





Thank You, Father, for the ocean!










And then there's the knitting...






Almost finished, I just need to finish the hood, knit the yellow ribbing on top of the pockets and sew them down
, and weave in all the loose ends. Oh, and knit the ribbed belt. Tantalizingly close, yet so much to be done.













Mind-numbingly boring knitting, but very interesting results with this open wrap-in-progress. Works up pretty quick, just seems to take forever.










Dad's hat's a little big for Scruffles, but he doesn't seem to mind. This Misti Alpaca is sooo soft and smooth, drapes so nicely, and is so shiny... I bought two balls, but I may only need one, or maybe just a bit of the second, so I'm going to make myself a pretty lacey beaded scarf with the rest, if I can find the right pattern. ...Or maybe just my own hat without the brim.








Zach's vest is coming along nicely; I just need to finish embroidering the accent lines, sew up the sides and weave in the ends. This was supposed to be done for his 14th birthday on the 15th. Of August. Oh well, he wouldn't be able to wear it yet anyway, until it cools down a bit more...







I'd add some more stuff, like the batts of spinning fiber I just received, but Blogger's photo service seems to be bent on driving me to insanity with its non-working-ness tday, so I'll try again tomorrow.
Maybe.

Sunday, September 03, 2006

Coming Soon...

Actual content! (Really, I promise!)
I've just been so busy lately, and every time I actually remember that I have a blog, my time is up and away I must!
In brief: I finished the second sleeve of my sweater (why is my gauge so much more relaxed with this one, I wonder?) and blocked all the pieces today. I started sewing up the sleeves to the front and back, but it's kind of hard (read: killer annoying impossible) to get the colors to match up perfectly unless I really plan ahead; I've only got one seam sewn of four (whimper).
I worked a little bit on the accent lines on Zach's argyle vest while I waited for my sweater to dry. I got one of the really long navy ones and one of the shorter/mid-length ones, too.
And riding from 61st Street in Newport to Lifeguard Tower 20(?) in Bolsa Chica is not quite as easy as I previously thought. (Although the ride back is lovely.)
Lots of pix coming!

Monday, August 14, 2006

Mystery Bird

Sunday morning Mom and I found this bird hanging out by our pool after breakfast. We think it's some kind of sea bird, but have no idea what kind. Anybody know?
The thing was about two and a half feet tall with a minimum wingspan of six feet; how on earth did our dogs not notice it for over ten minutes?!

The Harvest Crusade was absolutely amazing; 4365 people gave their lives to the Lord on Saturday alone! (Which reminds me: I've got some follow-up calls/e-mails to make/send tomorrow!) David Crowder Band and the Newsboys were so incredibly awesome!I was totally blown away by the number of people down on the field those three nights, and even more so by the fact that God would use me to help bring it about! Oooh, I get butterflies just thinking about it!
On the downside, I saw a couple of my friends but didn't get a chance to say hi because neither of them ever came close enough, and I didn't want to just holler at them (they tend to go mysteriously deaf whenever I do that anyway), so I just talked with Mom while I knit Zachary's vest, who by the way also got to do decision follow-up counseling on the field the last two nights, which was amazing! One of them just kept whizzing by me on Friday so fast I could barely draw breath to call them over before they were out of earshot. ...Oh well.
Zach's vest is blocking downstairs now, ready to be sewn up, the ribbing knitted around the neck and armholes, and the accent lines for the argyles duplicate stitched on tomorr-- er, that is, today, on his 14th birthday(!). I'm taking no chances with mold as it lays out to dry tonight, with the ceiling fan on high and the light on, as I just lost $30 worth of soaked white Cascade 220 waiting to be dyed and sold on eBay today to mold. Apparently, even wonderfully mold-resistant wool will become infested if you leave it wet and on a dark bookshelf for two weeks... What was I thinking? Well, the last thing would have been to dry it quick in case I didn't get to use the kitchen the next morning, lest it should be eaten through by mold.
However, I did sell my two dyed skeins to the lovely Sandy of California Crafts on eBay, so all is not lost...
Well, my youngest brother Nathaniel is bugging me to get off the compy and go to bed now, and since he's totally right, I think I'll do just that. G'night!

Sunday, July 30, 2006

Eek.

It's been awhile, ain't it?
Well, turns out I've gone and gotten myself a nice infection in a formerly innocuous little cyst/pore/hole/thing on my ear, and it's all swollen and red and painful, etc., etc., and once the Amoixicillin kills it off, I may need surgery to have it permanently removed, beacause apparently, once this happens once, it'll continue to happen every so often. Oh, and the doc says there's about a 50/50 chance that it could explode in a most revolting manner. (But he doen't think it'll happen because it's not that bad yet. And the swelling's already starting to go down since starting the antibiotic on Friday.) Fun stuff. Not. Other than that, I've really no excuse for not blogging. Bad bad me...
I finished spinning all my fiber, and I wound up with a little over 100 yards of a bulky-weight single, and about 250 yards of a fingering/DK-weight single. I wonder if it'll be enough for a pair of tabi socks, if I use the bulky for the toes and heels, maybe? Otherwise, I'll probably alternate the yarns in a nice lacy scarf or something. Or I may just keep it the way it is, all pretty and being my first spun yarn and whatnot... Hopefully, I can get hold of another batt of that lovely fluff so I can make enough for a cute wrap and those socks... Hopefully.
I've finally decided what I'm really going to do with my six skeins of white Cascade 220: dye and sell it in order to: a) recoup the forty-some bucks I spent on it, b) pay my brothers the money I owe them, and (hopefully) c) buy some even cheaper (identical!) yarn from KnitPicks to start up my yarn business. Gotta love that Kool-Aid!
On the slightly more depressing side, there's an old saying goes, "Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned." I've experienced the evil thoughts and torturous emotions inspired by being (or feeling) ignored more than I care to admit, and so I leave you with a couple bits of advice: guys, if you're interested in a girl, do not be afraid to approach her, or you run the risk of unnecissarily stessing out your future girlfriend and making her cry and feel miserable and inadequate and (temporarily) hate your stinking cowardly guts. And girls, if he seems to be ignoring you, choose to pity his fear of rejection (how silly!) and his ignorance instead of researching voodoo dolls on the Internet and wondering what's wrong with you, and whether you'll be stuck single, no prospects, forever, a true spinster... Be patient. God will bring your husband to you in His perfect time--what a disaster it could prove should he come later... or earlier! Your heavenly Father loves you enough to send His only Son to die for you and bear your sin; surely he can be counted on to come through with a mate for his precious daughter!
Pictures will be added later, when I find that dratted camera and get some sleep.

Saturday, July 22, 2006

A Lesson Well Learned

I ran across this quote just now while checking my e-mail, and thought I'd share it with you:
"The man who sets out to carry a cat by its tail learns something that will always be useful and which never will grow dim or doubtful." -- Mark Twain

Wednesday, July 19, 2006

Jesus Party Pics

...Just like I promised.
Here's my sushi, which was a smash hit (!); I'm definitely doing it again next time, and more of it!








Tuesday, July 18, 2006

Jesus Party! Wooooo!

Tonight is the Upper Room Bible study's monthly (or so) Agape Feast potluck dinner, and I made California Maki (rolls). Come to think of it, I'm going to make some ocha (green tea) when I get there, so I'm not stuck with soda and bottled tap water to drink. As far as the sign-up list last week was concerned, we have two edible dishes for sure: my sushi and Sonya's salad. Stephan and some other kid are bringing brownies, there will be cookies, vegan pizza (or lasagna, Elise hasn't decided yet.), chocolate-covered strawberries, and chips and dip and salsa. So I'll wind up with some salad with my sushi and ocha...
I'll post some pictures tomorrow (or whenever) of my very nicely rolled sushi (nothing (totally) fell apart this time! ^v^), which I'll take right before I leave. Even cooler than the fact that nothing went horribly wrong this time, I did it all myself! No help! (Well, having Nate fan the rice for me while I added the vinegar doesn't really count, does it?... And Mom did help clean up... ^_^;)
Okay, so I'm working on the Hooded Jacket from this issue of Vogue Knitting the last few weeks, and I've finished the back and pocket linings and am all ready to start the left front when it happens: I lost my size 10 needlepoints from my Needlemaster kit, they're my only needles that size, and I can't cast on anything new without them! Two weeks later, I'm going crazy needing to start the front, so I decide to try to work the beginning 10 rows (after which I switch to larger needles) on my short dpns (good luck keeping the stitches from falling off the other end!), and I get out my little shoebox of knitting needles. As I look into the box, searching for my dpns, a shot of bright green catches my eye: my size 10.5 circular needle from little Mystery's dog bed kit, repaired with green lawn edger string by my awesome dad. I figure, what the heck? Why not see what size my needle gauge says they are, and lo and behold, they are not size 10.5 after all... they're really size 10! Imagine my glee! (Picture little kids on Christmas morning upon receiving exactly what they've been pining over all year, and you get an idea.) So now I'm going to switch off every other day between my sweater and Zach's vest, and with some feverishly fast knitting and a lot of prayer, I think I might be able to get it finished in time for his 14th birthday on August 15th. He won't be able to actually wear it until at least September, but it'll be finished.
And in the end, that's really all that counts.

Sunday, July 09, 2006

Home-cooked Sushi!

No, this isn't what I meant. Although I did knit them myself...
Friday I finally got to cook my own sushi, and boy, is it harder than it looks! I kept forgetting basic stuff like wetting your hands before shaping the rice so it doesn't just stick to your hands, and my rolls didn't quite want to. But the highlight of the evening's fiasco--er, meal, even beyond the prep/cook time of about three hours (the time just flew!) and subsequent hour-or-so late dinner, and my dad's accidentally eating his half-inch ball of wasabi, thinking it was just a piece of sushi (poor guy, shoulda warmed him, huh?) was when my brother Zach completely gagged on the tobiko I bought from Akina Sushi-Teppan (they'll even sell you "kits" to make your own sushi at home, and they teach sushi-making classes!) and had to go-er, regurgitate his mouthful of fish eggs in the kitchen sink. (Although he did tell me the other stuff "wasn't too bad" afterward.) Nate, however, was a real trooper, and (I'm pretty sure) actually enjoyed the meal... for the most part. Me and Mom loved it, though, and that's what really mattered. ^_^
The real story, however, is in the series of total and complete miracles that God beautifully orchestrated to just about make my year. First off, one of the recipes called for tenderloin steak (the Inside-Out Rools with Beef Teriyaki for the boys), but (much to my noob stickler side's glee) said that really any kind of meat (even tofu) would work, and while we didn't have beef steaks we had swordfish steaks, so we used those instead. (This was the most minor, so bear with me...) Second, when our search for tobiko came up empty, Mom (or me, I don't remember) suggested I call some nearby sushi restaurants to see if they'd sell me any. I called Ooka first, knowing they served it (and wasabi tobiko too!) but there was no answer. Then I remembered that Akina, which is closer anyway, does serve it (most I've seen just serve salmon or maybe smelt roe), so I called them up, and lo and behold, they were willing to sell me some 8 tablespoons for 4 bucks! (You have no idea how thrilled I was! I've been looking forward to this forever!) This was around 1:30 or so, and they close for lunch at 2: perfect timing. When I get there, I almost didn't take my purse in (Mom said I wouldn't need it, just the four dollars she gave me), but on a whim (or the leading of the Holy Spirit) I took it with me. As it turned out, there'd been a miscommunication, and the little container probably had a bit closer to four tablespoons in it, and the price was actually $4.31-my pathetic bit of change was about come in handy, I thought, and when I looked in my wallet, I discovered much more change than I'd anticipated, and (remember I have NO INCOME WHATSOEVER) seven one-dollar bills. So I bought two more little cups. And then the guy tells me that they sell people whole kits for homemade sushi because of their classes, complete with rice, nori, and topping; all you have to do is put it together! Miracle after miracle, people! And so I told him; he seemed impressed.
And for a final touch, only God saved my rice from a certain doom (and the rice is the backbone of the sushi, as everything else we had, save the tobiko, had to be at least partially cooked); I forgot to watch it as it began to boil, and when I looked it was really going!
So not exactly perfect (not my Dad's cup of tea, as he put it), but all-in-all, absolutely wonderful. I finally got to use my pretty dishes, too! Next time, though, we fry the fish outside.

Monday, July 03, 2006

Cotton Candy


I have been knitting for nearly three years now, and I recently started spinning my own yarn as well. Using some dowels as shafts and wooden toy wheel and plain disks as whorls, my dad and I made some spindles, and I bought my first fiber from Crystal Creek Fibers on eBay. Let me tell you, this stuff is beautiful, and very easy to spin. It is equal parts mohair, llama, and rambouillet (a breed of Merino) wool, in an oh-so-pretty pink-and-cream color blend that looks like cotton candy.
Having finally found our digital camera and conned Dad into buying some batteries for it, I've taken some pictures of my spindles (albeit already with the yarn on them) and fiber, as well as some practice strands of yarn.













Sadly, however, I've somehow lost my size 10 needles from my Boye Needlemaster, and I need them to work on my sweater... What a bummer, since the only other needles I have in that size are double-points! I fear I may have to actually buy replacements, which would totally not be cool, since the money I get in my allowance for the next month or so I owe my little brother! Oh well, the allowance is a new feature in the current scheme of things anyway, so at least I have some kind of income now where I had none previously.
The other day, I discovered Rosemary's blog, where she has posted pictures of her K'Nex spindles and Lazy Kate, PVC niddy-noddy and spice-bottle nostepinne. Awesome. I'm seriously considering building myself a spinning wheel out of K'Nex, since we have billions of them (Okay, maybe a couple thousand) and I have no money to buy one or the materials for one, or heck, even the plans for one! ^_^;
We'll see how that goes.

Saturday, July 01, 2006

Wasabi Tobiko


Wasabi Tobiko is tobiko (flying fish roe) and wasabi (the Japanese equivalent of horseradish) over sushi meshi (rice) and wrapped in toasted seaweed paper called nori and served raw as sushi in many Japanese restaurants. If you should ever have the courage to order it, keep in mind that the roe is normally bright orange, and that the amount of wasabi needed to make it so vibrantly green is enough to clear out even the stuffiest of sinuses. This stuff is not for sissies.
I figure it's kind of my theme food: a little weird, or maybe a little normal, but definitely not what you were expecting. I thank you for joining me on this, my latest journey into the unexpected.
Hang on.